Ten Observations on the Current State of Affairs

1. It is magnificent that Donald Trump has banned men from women’s sports to comply with what is known as Title IX. It is depressing that it was necessary to do so.

2. I would give up my next three paychecks to bring Rush back from the grave to do one show about the current political scene. He truly did have talent on loan from God-Ah.

3. Hanlon’s Razor states, "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity." Digging into USAID has proven that Hanlon’s Razor is fallible.

4. On July 13, 2024, a would-be assassin’s bullet nearly deprived the world of Donald Trump 2.0. God, I don’t know if you were directly involved. But if you were, thanks. Trump is making the most of the extra time you gave him.

5. Elections matter.

6. Some elections matter more than others.

7. According to Democrats, Joe Biden has no responsibility for things that happened over the entire course of his four-year term. However, Donald Trump is responsible for a plane crash that occurred nine days after he took the oath of office.

8. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has questioned Elon Musk’s intelligence. I’ve got nothing.

9. However awful you think the career politicians and media are, they’re worse. #USAID

10. A lot of federal government employees should start wearing Depends to the office. Oh, that’s right, they don’t go to the office.